slutsy:

we’ve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already

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a-storm-for-every-spring:

The main cause of sadness in my life is that I like some people more than they like me and the main cause of guilt is that some people like me more than I like them

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trinity4president:

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

your contribution has been noted

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sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

(Source: astronaute, via pizza)

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hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

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